we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
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Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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