My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.