When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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