if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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