i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection