if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
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No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy