Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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