talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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