Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
