What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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