If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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