Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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