yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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