no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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