im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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