So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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