There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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