I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.