Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.