But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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