Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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