just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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