I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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