hell yes lets make some ravioli
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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