You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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