I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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