if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize