I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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