Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
