i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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