if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence