She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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