How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Non-Jews are for practice
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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