Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So much Jack, so little girl.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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