He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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