Non-Jews are for practice
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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