Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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