the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Randomize