If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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