I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
how does that bad decision feel?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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