Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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