Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
So. Much. Porn.
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