we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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