i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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