Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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