i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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