super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.