Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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