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we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
It's never too late to be topless.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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