"it" just moved
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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