I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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