she was so not down for the gang bang
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I will pee on everything he values.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
lol hangovers are for mortals.