I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.