I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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