am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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